"I think we have different opinions on everything, like everything I say, you say no"

Yeah because your opinions are bullshit and mine are at least coherent.

duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

(Source: dramaticleaves, via foxycoffeequeen)